At 6 am on the dot, the 25-to-45-year-old target-market female wakes up with the sun. She stretches with delight, excited to greet the day.
For breakfast, the target-market female debates whether to eat the yogurt brand that encourages her to be herself, or the one that helps her poop. Today, like most days, the target-market female chooses regularity over self-worth."
Lightning rod of hate appreciation post #1.
Weird Newscasters: Colin’s anchor names.
'Going to bed' means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark
i Hate Drama!!! i hate being in drama [gets into 30 fist fights] fuck drama and fake bitches!!! [starts the next world war]